Air Force One forced to land on the Galapagos

President Obama was forced to land on the Galapagos Islands on his way from Hawaii to Sao Paulo. Both Peru and Chile refused to let Air Force One fly over its airspace.

Taking a forced break on the Galapogos, sources confirms Obama spent time surfing.
Taking a forced break on the Galapagos Island, sources confirms Obama spent time surfing.

The Government of Ecuador called for a “No fly zone” over South America last evening. The reason was fear that the aircraft used by President Obamas would let to excessive Co2 being released over the continent.

Air Force One ran into trouble just north of the Ecuator, and was forced to land.
Air Force One ran into trouble just north of the Ecuator, and was forced to land.

The Government of Ecuador also protested against Obama’s frequent use of Air Force One for private purposes.

Obama was scheduled to appear on Brazilian Breakfast TV early on Monday, to explain why the Brazilians must eat good burgers.

The US President was late Sunday afternoon, scheduled to open the 100th Mac Donald’s restaurant in Brazil inside a shopping mall in the city of Sao Paulo, covered by media world wide.

The Government of Ecuador accused Obama of traveling to Brazil purely for shopping purposes, together with his wife Michelle.

“Obama should have taken the shortest way back from Hawaii to Washington D.C. In stead, he was planning to pollute the air over Ecuador, creating health hazard to our people”,  President Emanuel Dos Santos explains.

Obama found it very difficult to communicate with Washington, due to a Chinese hacker of his phone.
Obama found it very difficult to communicate home to Washington D.C from the Galapagos, due to a Chinese hacker of his phone.

Not fully knowing if there would be any excessive pollution caused by Air Force One, both Peru and Chile responded to Quito’s call by closing their air space. Having less fuel, Air Force One was forced into an hazardous landing, touching down on an deserted airfield on an island full of wild turtles.

The White House has issued a warning to the Government in Quito:

” We strongly regret that there was a need to force Air Force One to land on the Galapagos Island, even though the President do not mind spending a brief holiday there. No doubt that large sectors of The Galapagos reminded Obama about the landscape of Hawaii, but the first lady got furious over the lost chance of spending the weekend in Brazil. We suspect that Edward Snowden has tapped the wrong files, and misinformed Latin America about the true motives behind Obamas visit to Sao Paulo “.  

The US President has called for an emergency meeting of NATO next week. Obama threatens to close down NATO, if the defense alliance do not move its forces from Asia, and rather use them to punish both Peru and Chile for their hostility towards the USA.

Written by Ivar

7 thoughts on “Air Force One forced to land on the Galapagos

      1. Dear Ivar.

        Today isn’t the first of April. So….
        But ´where did you find the pictures?

      2. Dear Lis

        Shalom.

        The World has turned so crazy, that only we who are a lite bit “mad”, will understand the complete insanity in the normality. (that was deep).

        A lot of people are fooled all day long, even on 1st of April.

        In regards to the picture, I did not have to search long “Air force one surfing”, and “Obama turtle” did the needful on Google Image.

        Matthew 7:7.

        Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.

  1. I think this has more to do with the USA search for Edward Snowden. Forcing a foreign government President’s plain to land and searching it is a major breach of diplomatic immunity, and something the White House family may live to regret.

    1. Dear Phil Mayo

      Shalom.

      Thanks for your comment.

      President Barack Hussein Obama represent the lawlessness, now encircling the Earth. Obama has set him self above any law, in fact he is a law by Him self. And all the nations, follow suit and say “Hallelluja” and “praise Obama”.

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