All Muslims ‘Holy warriors” that hoped for a blond virgin: Think again.
“In the Garden of Eden, there is a palace… with 500 gates. At every gate, there are 5,000 black-eyed virgins. Brothers, 500 multiplied by 5,000 is 2.5 million.”
This is a message from Palestinian Authority Hamas legislative Speaker Ahmad Bahr. He has been updated with vital information from the “Heavens”. The number of virgins for suicide bombers have increased from 72 to 2.5 million. These virgins are waiting for “martyrs” upon their arrival “in the Garden of Eden.”
Most Muslim preachers and politicians have used the expression “72 virgins” to encourage Arab youth to be ready to die in anti-Israeli terrorist attacks and suicide bombings.
He said in his speech, aired on Hamas television, that men “should be praying for a son who would wage Jihad for the sake of Allah… As long as we continue on this path, nobody on Earth will be able to confront the resistance, or to confront the mujahedeen, those who worship Allah and seek martyrdom.”
The Muslims should have learnt from their Sharia Law, that permits followers of Islam to have four wives. It will sooner than later become an economical nightmare to have four ladies roaming around with credit cards.
How will a Muslim man be able to entertain 5.000 Arabian virgins?
Such Arabian nights will surely not be a cake walk even for the biggest of Casanovas. For a person who has more than enough with one wife, this grand event in the Heavens, might turn out to be the real nightmare.
Anyhow: Who wants to end up in a place without blue eyed blonds?
First published: September 17th, 2010.
Written by Ivar