«Lets call the CNN to collect money for the Great Tribulation»

«Hi, Mr. Obama. Good morning. Take your seat. I thought we were going to Hawaii. But the Captain just told we are on our way to the NORAD Headquarter in Colorado»

- Barack. Lets give my grand daughter a big smile, and send her a Twitter.

Ban Ki-Moon was surely not used to fly with Air Force One. While the President of the USA had been sleeping, the General Secretary of the United Nations had been watching the first TV-reports from inside the Bowing 747. The images from Breaking News on CNN had been breathtaking.

The General Secretary was rather shocked by the calamities and damages he had seen. The Multiple Earthquakes had been above 8.9 on Richter scale, and had destroyed the Industrial belt of West-Germany. The CNN had confirmed that the cities of Cologne and Dusseldorf had cased to exist.

Several Chemical plants had caught fire, and toxic waist from the rive Rhine had entered into the The English canal and the North Sea. The UN had received reports that the portable river waters in Germany had turned bitter, and the ocean waters had turned red. In the sea out of Holland thousands of tons of dead fish had surfaced.

Two nuclear plants had also been badly damaged at the German-French border, and a cloud of nuclear pollution was reportedly heading for the city of Paris.

For the last two hours, the Head of United Nations had been unable to get through even on satellite phone to London and Amsterdam. A massive rock on the island of Tenerife of the cost of Africa had fallen in to the Atlantic Ocean. The News agency Reuters had shown pictures of a wave 40 meters high entering Southern England, destroying all communication centers. An American Air craft carrier had gone missing off the cost of Portugal. And two cruise ships from Carnival Cruise Lines had turned turtle mid-Atlantic.

USS Nimitz has gone missing just off the cost of Portugal.

From the Middle East there had come reports of 60.000 Chines soldiers being killed by a huge hail storm east of the Golan Hight´s, trying to enter Israel from Syria. Because of a string of Islamic Suicide attacks, the Jewish population of Jerusalem had left the city, and taken refuge on the Mountain ridges in Judea and Samaria. The wicked fellow claiming to be the Messiah inside the Temple Mount, had come on Israeli-TV telling Jews and Arabs not to panic. He had promised that peace would prevail.

«Good morning, Mr. President. Had your nice sleep?.. I have to thank your staff for inviting me to a weekend on Hawaii. Did you know, we just had to evacuate the UN Headquarter in New York? There is a fear of coming tsunami.»

«..I am not briefed on this…. Mr. Ki-Moon, where have your staff gone?»


«We have shifter them to Buffalo».


«Good. Very good. Its a nice city. Can someone give me a cup of coffee, and tell me exactly what is going on?»

Ooh, Mr. President. I just spoke to your Chief of Staff. He said we made a u-turn over the Pacific, and should land in Denver Colorado in another 45 minutes. An army helicopter will take us up to the NORAD headquarters. From there we will get better accounts of the situation.

«Really? To Colorado?..Than this must be pretty serious..What else can I do for you, Mr. Secretary?»

«Please, can someone take a picture of us? I mean, I would like to send a Twitter to my grand daughter. She will be proud of me, traveling with the most famous Jumbo Jet of Planet Earth».

«Oh, Mr. Obama. Another issue. Well, you see. After the earthquake on Haiti we have ran out of funds. Will the US Administration be able to give us the Emergency funds needed to save people in Western Europe?»

«Well, my dear brother. You seem to be knowing more than me about what is going on. You see, the Congress has lately turned a little bit hostile on me. The US Economy has seen better days, but I can always call on the Chairman of the Federal Reserve. But frankly, you have seen the TV-reports, I have not. Tell me, what do you expect from us. How much cash to you need to clear up this mess?»

«Ooh, thats a tricky question Mr. President. But lets say around 15 trillion USD?».

The General Secretary is now surprised by the sounds that erupts from the stomach of the President, and how quickly he leave his seat and aims for the toilet.

Ban Ki-Moon uses his satellite phone to call up his advisers from Iran, The republic of Congo and Libya.

«I do not know why Mr. Obama got so upset and worried. Of course He knows, that I can just call up the CNN and the Red Cross and ask them to raise the money……».

Revelation 8:9
A third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed.

Revelation 8:11
the name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters turned bitter, and many people died from the waters that had become bitter.

Revelation 16:3
The second angel poured out his bowl on the sea, and it turned into blood like that of a dead man, and every living thing in the sea died.

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